Jizzed In My Pants

This has got to be one of the funniest SNL shorts ever.

 

I’m F@cking Ben Affleck

I’m sure many of you have seen these two videos, but I just gotta post them anyway.

I don’t watch a lot of late night television, so I didn’t see this a few weeks ago. Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have been dating for years and she makes frequent appearances on his show. During one visit she said she had a surprise for Jimmy…

Absolutely priceless!! But not to be outdone, Jimmy responded…

Thanks, you two, for renewing my interest in late night TV. Jimmy Kimmel Live has been added to my TiVo Season Pass Manager.

Four Months Later…

I don’t recall ever being this excited about a TV show.

American Idol WTF Moment

First of all, yes, I watch American Idol. I can’t help it. It’s a guilty pleasure.

What in the holy hell happened last night? Stephanie Edwards goes home over Chris (either of them), Sanjaya, Phil, or Haley?! It happens every season. America gets an elimination or three wrong, and last night was the first (or 2nd; I could make a great argument for Sabrina going home way too early as well) major surprise for this season.  Granted, Stephanie wasn’t going to win the competition, but she’s certainly good enough to finish top 5.

The VFTW crew are certainly happy this morning, as their pride and joy, Sanjaya, lives to torture us another week.   A bonus for VFTW was Chris Sligh giving the “hi, Dave” shoutout during Tuesday’s show.  Now that was funny.

I still say this is a 2-way battle between Lakisha and Melinda, but I think you have to add Blake into the mix now.  Stephanie would have been my #4, but with her departure Jordin steps into that spot for me.

Did I really just go there with an American Idol blog?  Someone help me!

Who Dropped The Bombs?

So I watched the pilot episode of Jericho but never really found the time to watch the rest of the season. Then I remembered that CBS has all of the episodes available to watch for free on their website. Now I’m fascinated with the show. How could you not be?!

To help build on the popularity of the show, CBS has launched an online community for fans to put in their two cents worth about what they think has happened thus far, who Hawkins really is, where Jake has been, and who dropped the bombs? Some of the theories make sense. Some are just plain stupid. And some are so far fetched that they just may be right.

In a webisode called Countdown, Hawkins has supposedly been spending time gathering intelligence on how to survive a nuclear attack. It also asks the question, who spies on the spies who are spying on us? Who is Delta? Was it the woman Hawkins was meeting? Who is Tango? What is Hawkins’ call sign? Does he even have one? In the chat session with Tango, Hawkins’ name on the screen is Hawkins. Is Hawkins his call sign? He took a key from the dead woman’s hand in this webisode and opened a locker with a ruggedized computer in it to chat with Tango. Is it the same computer he uses during the show?

In the spring preview, Jake is interviewing with some charter flight company who asks about his military background. Jake did not list who he worked for and would not answer who; only that it was an independent contractor. When pressed about it, he walked off. Now, if he had worked for a contractor such as Halliburton I’m sure he would have said so. To avoid the question and walk away from what was probably a cushy job, no doubt Jake didn’t work for just any ole contractor. But who?

February can’t get here fast enough!